The Orchestra

Alan - Ukulele/left hand/biscuits

Antonia - Ukulele/counting

Christopher - Ukulele/Kazoo

Derek - Ukulele/talking/stella

Elaine - Ukulele/Kazoo/cider

Gina - (as in Lollobrigida) AND Ukulele ( as in Tagliatelle)

Jane - Ukulele/Harmonies/red wine

Juliet - Ukulele/Violin/Holsten

Neil - Ukulele/Northener 1 

Peter - Ukulele/Brains

Simon - Ukulele/has French girlfriend

Tony - Ukulele/Northener 2 and Harmonica Meister